I recently attended a seminar that stated quantum physics can prove every possibility imaginable already exists, you only have to use your thoughts and emotions to summon your dream life into this reality. But for or some reason Mr. Copperton’s head won’t flatten no matter how hard I try. I spent hours with one eye closed looking at my thumb and forefinger placed strategically in front of his head making a squishing motion and feeling excited, still nothing.
Holy Crap! That’s the giant bee I was trying to manifest over the weekend. That means Mr. Copperton’s head should flatten by Friday. I can’t wait to tell Kali.
Copyright – Jennifer Pendergast
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Good luck with that! 🙂 Although if he produced the giant bee…
janet
I guess you never know
Hope springs eternal.
Every possibility already exists? I’m not going to try to flatten any heads, I’m going to materialize Scarlett Johansson! Hmm, I hear someone coming …..
Perry, be careful! I recently went down this road and spent two weeks trying to materialize Angelina Jolie but made a mistake and got Rosie O’Donnell. Apparently its harder to dematerialize something so I am back to squishing heads.
Can he do my boss next? 😉
This was wonderful!! I just loved it, Lewis! 😀
haha that’s pretty cool. there are plenty of things that i wish to materialize and a few heads i wish to flatten 🙂 great story
Dear Lewis,
I’d like to find one of those seminars. Maybe I could materialize myself to a sandy beach somewhere. Fun story. Good luck with that giant bee.
shalom,
Rochelle
I’m trying to get a beach myself; I will let you know if it works. If I had another hundred words I would use it to explain how hard it is to dematerialize a giant bee. Thanks for the Prompt!
It’s Friday how’d it all turn out? Thanks for the share.
Someone has seen Kids in the Hall, methinks.
Thanks for the chuckles, darling.
I wonder if these hallucinations are triggered by stress, juice or lack of connection with reality?
Great use of your imagination, Lewis. I’d be happy if I could just flatten my beer gut by a couple of inches.
Similar to Helena, I will now spend the rest of the day saying to myself, “And I am crushing his head…” Nicely done on your response!
If this works, i’m writing this to you from a beach with a pina colada in hand. Sorry about the giant bees I left behind!
Dear Lewis,
If every wish came true I would be too busy to read all these stories. Thanks for the diversion.
Aloha,
Doug
I was thinking that the wishes would come true in an alternate universe (like the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics), so that was a nice twist!
Gee, I’m glad you don’t know me! LOL
Oh pattisj I’m sure there would be no reason to squish your head. Wait, you’re not a micromanaging looser boss are you?
Not me!
Then you’re good!
Whew! That was close!
Unusual and lovely!