Where’s the Pearly Gate

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Copyright -Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

“Isn’t it supposed to be a pearly gate?” Max asked as they approached the door.

“Oh, now you know everything about this journey.” his guardian angel replied; he had become annoyed with Max’s attitude. “Just open the door.”

“Okay,” Max replied, tugging at the door. “Lucifer,” Max yelled with dismay, “But, But…”

“Gabr-, Gab-,” the guardian angel was laughing so hard he couldn’t get the words out. “Gabriel,” he said as the devilish figure tuned into an angel. “Did you see the look on his face?”

“So, I’m not going to hell?”

“Who knows, we still have to get you to judgment.“

This story is my entry into Friday Ficitoneers.

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33 thoughts on “Where’s the Pearly Gate

  1. Funny one, Lewis. Heavenly angels with a devilish sense of humor, eh? I wonder whether something like, “Gabr–, Gab–” might better show that the words are unfinished. I was trying to figure out what “Gabr” and “Gab” were.

    janet

    • I certainly think they will have a devilish sense of humor. Thanks for the suggestion, I was trying to think of a way to articulate this and I was drawing a blank. I think your way will work well. Thanks again

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